Babies are strange, they have slimy, cold hands, they also enjoy licking tile floors.
Vacuum cleaners work best when they have new vacuum cleaner bags. It’s like you have a totally new machine.
Trees are not smart, they are capable of producing enough fruit to pull their own branches off.
Clean diapers are to poop as lights are to moths.
Alan Rickman once played a hair dresser.
I’m glad it is Friday.
Babies make angry cat noises when attacking their giraffes.
