Oliver came inside from playing in his water table, stark naked, he pointed to his penis “me use dis pee un-dah tee!”

He said he needed a diaper, I told him he could use his potty seat, he reiterated his point: “no mommy, pee un-dah tee!”

He was so proud of himself and he hadn’t peed all over our patio, so I got him a diaper.

A few moments later, he came back, diaper in hand and announced:
“me dia-pah wet, no use potty, use tee again”

Our 3.5 year old is not potty trained, but he will use the tree outback.

Lovely.